Friday, February 22, 2008

When life serves you lemons, make spaghetti with lemon sauce

Eliot bit me today.

It wasn't a love nibble.  Nope.  In his defense, I'm pretty sure I shouldn't have stuck my finger in the cage.  I think he mistook my finger for a skinny hotdog or something, because he bit down and tried to run... little bugger.  Marshall just sat there and watched.  I guess I'd hoped he'd intervene or something - he and I have really bonded over the past couple of weeks. 

Yes... Marshall has really been the only consistent man in my life.  For the sake of protecting the... pseudo-innocent... I will change names to conceal identities.  Ryando lost his mind.  Bi-polar style.  Nickory, from what I can tell, only wants to make babies with women around the world. Well, really I think he just wants to practice his skills so he can put them to use later... that's probably it.  Who's cynical?  Not me.  Not at all.  

I misssssss my across-the-hall roommate.  I need someone to tell me to "fuckus" and to tell me that some guys are, when you get right down to it, "mootants," and don't deserve a second thought.  I already know that.. its just nice to hear it from someone who puts it all so perfectly. Summer always does come back.  :) 

Less than a month to Amsterdam!  Who doesn't love wooden shoes and windmills?  .... I know nothing about Amsterdam.  I need to read the awesome guides I got for Christmas.  I watched Euro-trip though.  I know 
I should avoid Vondersexxx... but if I find myself there, and am in a less than favorable situation, the code word is....  long and dutch-sounding.... crap. 


Spring is so close - the porch is about to re-open.  Polly, just because you're not close doesn't mean you're not still part of the party.  :)  We all miss you! 



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